let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
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