my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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