I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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