I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
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she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
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we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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