you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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