Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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