she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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