Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
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FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
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Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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