You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
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