Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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