Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
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