Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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