I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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