walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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