she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
You made out with two different species that night
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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