one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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