We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
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I booty called her while she was in labor.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
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Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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