Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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