I am in a vortex of obligation.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
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Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
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I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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