dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
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just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
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Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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