am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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