D3 body, D1 cock
wrigley field is MILF paradise
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
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this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
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And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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