We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
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And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
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i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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