Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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