Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
