It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
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plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
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Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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