I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I could fuck to npr.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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