just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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