Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
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Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
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Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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