you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I got inside last night via doggy door
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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