i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
