i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
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No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
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Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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