She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
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1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
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sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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