She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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