I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
hell yes lets make some ravioli
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Randomize
