Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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