YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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