she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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