i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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