Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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