Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
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