We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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