Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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