You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
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How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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