last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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