living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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