Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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