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You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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