do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
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Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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