4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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