I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
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