You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
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All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
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I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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