due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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