it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
My breasts were aching with rage.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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