It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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