4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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