we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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