I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
You ruined the universe
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