Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
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