You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
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Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
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I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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