Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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