JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
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He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
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All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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